Belfry Bats

BELFRY BATS

College finished yesterday and Robby feels not well
He wants to see his teacher more, but he can go to hell
All I've heard for weeks and weeks is words about her looks
Robby hasn't bothered once to keep his mind on books

He's written songs of love to her, a fact he will concede
His verse is so descriptive too, on this we have agreed
But Really! Is she all that nice or is he having dreams?
She may have cast a spell on him, and not be what she seems

The doctor did an autopsy to check if he was dead
The answer was that Robby has a touch of lovesick head
It don't suprise me, not at all, he made himself quite sick
The words that he has written down, I know I wouldn't pick

There's affable and capable and gorgeous, stunning, pretty
In love that bad when he's so young is tragic, it's a pity
When all is said and done, it's true, she does have lovely eyes
But Robby writing songs to her, like that, is some surprise

When I was young and liked a girl, I'd merely quip “G'Day”
A simple greeting such as that is really 'cool' to say
But Robby waffles on with words, he makes me want to chuck
The men I know don't talk that way, they wouldn't write that muck

As Robby fell in love like this, I warned him let her go
The danger is that once love strikes it spreads quick, as you know
But I'm imune to all that stuff: the fancy words.......
Oh! Rats!
I'm feeling woozie in me 'eart, 'cause I think teacher's
BATS

BATS = Beautiful-Adorable-TrumpS
TWRT 1995 ( robby)